During CNBC show "Power Lunch" this morning (on the West Coast), they went to a gentleman named Eamon Javers at Politico for comment on… oh fuck… well I forget what they were talking about (probably the continuing, if not grand chasm between Wall Street and Main Street) because the ambient activity in the Political office made concentrating on Javers’ words feel like filling-out a timed multiplication table with a flaming goldfish in your ear.

I can accept the chubby 12-year-old and Napoleon Dynamite’s brother (who was eating peanuts throughout this report), but why the fuck is an NBA referee taking a meeting at Politico?