that "senior employees of the SEC spent hours on the commission's computers looking at sites like naughty.com, skankwire, youporn, and others" instead of investigating financial infidelities as their job descriptions dictated they do.
Having read that, it would serve to reason that if women were in charge of regulating the markets and security exchanges of the United States, there would be no economic crisis.
Something like this porn obsession is overlooked if you’re good at your job. Christian Bale: verbally abusive, but a great actor. John F. Kennedy and Martin Luther King, Jr.: adulterers, but we don’t consider them to have been bad men. Half of Nashville: coke heads, but the sweet, sweet music keeps playing. But if you overlook a billion dollar scam or let slide shady security ratings that lead to a housing crisis, sorry, no more porn for you.
One would think that this would have never been an issue if women were at the helm of the regulatory commission. Perhaps the SEC network bandwidth would be jammed by visits to Facebook and PerezHilton.com, but let’s face it: there are only so many status updates and a limit to how many anorexic starlets can drive drunkenly through Malibu each day. There is no limit to porn.
The memo ABC obtained claimed, "One senior attorney at SEC headquarters in Washington spent up to eight hours a day accessing Internet porn. When he filled all the space on his government computer with pornographic images, he downloaded more to CDs and DVDs that accumulated in boxes in his offices."
It went on to say, "An SEC accountant attempted to access porn websites 1,800 times in a two-week period and had 600 pornographic images on her computer hard drive."
I’m sorry. What? Her computer? How deeply seeded is the porn problem at the SEC? Was it the "thing to do"? If you had less than 500 gigabytes of hardcore on your (wanna touch my) hard drive, you were totally lame? You wouldn’t be invited to the Christmas orgy this year?
If anything can be gleaned from this SEC revelation, it is that the adage of women leaders mitigating warfare is complete bullshit. Sure, I’m basing this conclusion on one woman – but, hell, she attempted to hook up some "skankwire" 1,800 times in two weeks. That’s over 22 times per hour.
And these were just her attempts. Evidently, with women in charge, we’d have the exact number of wars we have now. They’d just be unsuccessful. So: not less warfare, just less death. I suppose that’s something.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, it’s been over eight minutes since I’ve checked for updates on giantblackcocksinlittlewhitemouths.net.
